The only part of this that's not real is where Mom woke up and said "Parsnip." Jo actually did that.

The rest, however, is 100% accurate. Even us being magically transformed into giant spiders. Totally happened. Just like that.


(C'mon, admit it! you WISH your life was as interesting as ours!)

Yes... This, too, is based on real life events.

I bow to you, Mom... For you are more Rock Star than I. \m/ >.< \m/